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From an age far in the future, Boise Idaho’s The GOV (Guardians of Virginity) emerges from the circuits of time — bringing with them their patent-pending blend of country-disco-metal. After intensive observation of Faith No More, Ween, Jerry Reed, Mastodon, and Zappa, The GOV decided to blend the… Become Enlightened »